Dafuq is wrong with you, spanner? F-words in action!

Even if you disavow, it is on the cards you use some curses every so often.
Who wouldn’t contort with pain having stubbed one’s toe and let fly a juicy
‘Fucking hell!’ or having bumped one’s head against the wide open kitchen cupboard
‘What a rotten luck!’ instead of an unconditioned ‘Son of a bitch!’? No one!

If the two situations above don’t ring a bell, search your heart for when you
made a dog’s breakfast of your dinner! Having stood in the kitchen half a day
you make a spectacular burn of your roast. Doesn’t it trigger such emotions
you eff and blind till evening? It certainly does!

Also, you must have at least once faced a situation when you were
dead tired but as happy as Larry you were to end up some project when…
out of the blue, some additional obstacles appeared. How pissed off
were you? You don’t even have to respond. Each of us knows this feeling!

So having you read this super short article, let us take the opportunity
to wish you an untroubled day without the need to go postal nor simmer.

F-WORDS:

dafuq – co do cholery
spanner – idiota
fucking hell – kurwa mać
son of a bitch – ja pierdolę
make a dog’s breakfast of sth – spieprzyć coś
pissed off – wkurwiony
go postal – wkurwiać się

OTHER VOCABULARY:
disavow – wypierać się
be on the cards – być pewnym jak dwa razy dwa jest cztery
curses – przekleństwa
every so often – raz na jakiś czas
contort – wykrzywić się
stub one’s toe – uderzyć się w palec u nogi
let fly – wykrzyczeć
rotten luck – niefart
ring a bell – brzmieć znajomo
search one’s heart – zastanowić się and czymś uczciwie
roast – pieczeń
trigger – wywoływać
eff and blind – rzucać mięsem
be dead tired – chodzić na rzęsach
be as happy as Larry – cieszyć się jak dziecko
out of the blue – niespodziewanie
obstacle – przeszkoda
simmer – kipieć ze złości